"His mama's blind to his every fault,
He thinks he's a comedian but he's not!
I wish he'd leave me the hell alone,
But his mama's convinced I'm made of gold.
He's a metal-head and a music-freak,
But he has no spine and acts all meek;
He wants a strong woman who knows her mind--
He thinks I'm the one--can't he read my signs?"
This was jotted down after, well, after a date with a creepy guy! I've reproduced it just as I wrote it as it was a visceral reaction to this guy. I've told several of my girlfriends the story so I'm not going to name anyone here, but suffice it to say the phrase, "friends do not make out with friends" has made it into our lexicon!
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